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  • There Is Probably A Potato Button On Your Microwave

    And it works pretty well.

    Often there’s a cheat sheet for your microwave functions posted inside the door, so you might have a function code (like a Program button and then the number 6 or whatever) for potato, or you may have an actual Potato button on the keypad.

    Generally, you initiate the Potato Sequence with the Program+Number or Button, and then it wants to know how many potatoes you have. This is a bit of a guesstimation based on average potato size, so if you have one average potato 1 will likely be fine. My guess from experience is that “one” standard microwave potato unit is 7-8 ounces, so if you have a ginormous one-pounder maybe say you have 2, or you can use 2 if you have a 1lb bag of wee potatoes.

    Some microwaves are not clear on HOW you tell it the number of potatoes. My current microwave has a Potato button and I push it once to say a potato is incoming, then it shows me a 0 until I push the button again to indicate a measure of 1. Keep pushing it and the number goes up.

    When it’s a Program function of some kind, usually pressing the 1 or 2 button after I do the Potato Sequence sets the quantity.

    Standard instructions tell you to poke the potato in advance with a knife or fork. I am assured by the internet that the potato will explode if you don’t. I have never exploded a potato but legally I probably shouldn’t tell you there’s no point, as that’s clearly just one potato-lover’s opinion.

    Tip: my potatoes often sit in the microwave for a while, because ADHD, but sometimes it’s actually on purpose, and I do this with a lot of microwave foods. Letting it sit, even if that means you need to give it a final do-over of 30-60 seconds, lets the heat equalize throughout. If it’s something stir-able, you should stop and stir, but I don’t want to stir my potatoes yet.

    But sometimes with potatoes specifically I’ll let them sit there to equalibrilize for 5ish minutes, then put them in the air fryer with a spritz of oil to crisp up the skin. They do deflate a little in the waiting time, but I do think this makes the best version of a microwave baked potato.

  • Minimal Cooking Fish Tacos

    Per Serving (3 Tacos):

    • 6 Van De Kamp’s Frozen Fish Sticks, ideally air fried (or oven-baked)
    • 3 Street Tacos Size Flour or Corn Tortillas
    • 2 good handfuls of bagged Coleslaw Mix of your choice (or shred your own)
    • Cilantro (to your liking, or don’t, use dill or parsley or maybe pepper) chopped – stem and all
    • 2 Tablespoons Sour Cream or Crema
    • Tapatio, Cholula, or another good Mexican hot sauce (measure with your heart/gut)
    • Juice of half a lime (plus the remaining half to serve)
    • Salt
    • Pickled red onions if you’ve got ’em

    Instructions:

    In a bowl big enough for the coleslaw mix, stir together sour cream/crema, hot sauce, juice of half a lime, and a pinch of salt.

    Add your handfuls of coleslaw to the bowl and stir to coat thoroughly. Set aside to marinate while the fish sticks cook. It will shrink down some in that time.

    When the fish sticks are done, use the residual heat from the air fryer or oven to warm the tortillas for a minute or two, then assemble.

    Assembly:

    • Tortilla
    • Press a nice layer of slaw over most of the tortilla, leaving a margin around the edge
    • Pickled onions if desired
    • Cilantro
    • 2 fish sticks stacked on top of each other down the center of the tortilla
    • If there’s more slaw, have more slaw
    • Fold and eat, with more lime juice if desired

    Options:

    • To me this is creamy enough without cheese, but you can have some
    • Fish sticks make for a crunchier taco, breaded fish fillets are more protein-y if you prefer
    • You could just use any mild white fish filet – season with s/p/cumin/chili powder and air fry/pan fry/roast
    • Instead of slaw and red onions, make Serious Eats’ Quick Curtido recipe in at least double-batches and keep it in your fridge at all times, and just apply sour cream and hot sauce as you like
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